Art ☂ Pixie

Sheldon: Ah, good, Penny, you’re here to exchange gifts. You’ll be pleased to know, I’m prepared for whatever you have to offer.

Penny: Okay, here.

Sheldon: I should note I’m having some digestive distress, so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed. [UNWRAPS GIFT] …Oh, a napkin.

Penny: Turn it over.

Sheldon: [LOSES HIS SHIT] “To Sheldon, Live Long and Prosper,Leonard Nimoy.”

Penny: Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin’s dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.

Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!

Penny: Well… Yeah, yeah. I guess. But look, he signed it.

Sheldon: Do you realize what this means?! All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

Penny: Okay, all I’m giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.